2008-08-05 -
No Scotland until I clean my room
I'm a lazy slob. There are 6 pairs of shoes under my desk at work. Both of my rooms are a mess but I found some old Paxil. Just what I need right now. Really.
Five Years Ago
August 05, 2003 - 8:12 p.m. -
Lick my buttcrack
We all went to the lake today with my sister Murtle friend Mike (looking very good by the way there Mikey) who took the kids tubing with his boat. My sister Taz told her teenage daughter to lick my buttcrack. Some people communicate with their children in strange ways. Who am I to judge? Now that my nephew is older, playing horsey takes on a whole other "fun time" connotation. He tells me "I'm going to have to go get my whip".... Yea like that is a deterrent for me. My family consists of very strange folk. Very strange indeed.
We are all going out to a fine dinner where Murtle who has to work tonight, will be our waitress. Lobster and crab legs. Yum, yum. Does life get any better than this?
During my million calorie dinner, which by the way, was excellent, my sister Wink was talking about her job as an air traffic controller. It's sometimes like playing the game of "chicken", you'd be surprised how many close calls there are it's really fun. I don't think that I'm ever going to fly again. Oh, who am I kidding? She was in the air force in Turkey and Saudi Araba for over a decade but she admitted to "clit licking" and was sent into civilian life where now she makes a fine living. My Dad is so ashamed but we all love her, she is a great person for a being a clit licker for 23 days and she picked up the tab for dinner. Thanks sis, I love you but not in a GAY way as that would be incestuous.
Later kids,
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